*cough cough*

I have a highly developed cough, and most people think I have a cold or came down with something. And it's easier to agree with them then tell them my situation.

Well, for the first time ever something funny happened about my cough. Doing a few errands I dropped off the car to get a oil change and walked over to meet Krystle at DI.

As I was walking across the street I started to cough.

When someone walked up to me and asked.

"Do you got a smoke?"

This was a first for me. He thought I was a smoker just because of my cough,

I thought it was humorous.

Phosphate Free'd

Krystle and I are in California for a brief family trip to see family and drop off some of my Dad's books.

Yesterday watching my Aunt Collette and Cousin Kristin load the dishwasher. Krystle and I were amazed at how clean and shiny the dishes were. We started to complain at how in Utah we have 'Phosphate Free' dish soap and it doesn't leave them spotless. It's Phosphate Free and good for the environment but we feel like the crappiest dish washers in the world when we entertain guests and they receive a glass of water with spots all over. Then Krystle and I looked at each other with excitement.

"Maybe California isn't affected by this 'Phosphate Free' Law"

We talked about making a business running the border loading up on Dish Detergent and selling it in Utah. We talked about buying a few cases at the local Winco. We decided then we were going to buy some of this liquid gold.

After finishing with the family dinner that night, Krystle and I entered the coordinates in the GPS and made our way to freedom. We entered the store, found the dish detergent aisle and were not prepared for what we saw.

'PHOSPHATE FREE' Labels were on every bottle! I was depressed but then I realized that I am 27yrs old driving to the local grocers getting excited about a cleaner that's the cleanest of the cleans. I officially felt old and boring, but I'm loving every minute!

http://www.mnn.com/local-reports/illinois/local-blog/phosphate-free-dishwashing-detergents-fill-retailers-shelves-0

An Adventure

I'm in Reno right now at the Apple Store, heading to Sacramento and hoping to get my brother in law's Macbook fixed during this brief stop.

My life is pretty amazing. Riding in a sweet rental car, just ate some tasty boneless wings, and now I have smoking fast internet.

I'm ignoring the fact that I am not looking my cutest. I'm in my jammies because I can be. See how cute and serious I am?

Love to you all.

Sad. Just sad. And funny. Very funny.

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